In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!Woody Allen
Because I know the Internet will be as irritated as I am about this…
Can you play spot the differences between the wide release Midnight in Paris DVD cover, and the second one, purchased at Walmart? Vincent Van Gogh photoshopped out, and derp-faced Rachel McAdams photoshopped in. Do they really think this will sell more copies? That people are going to see Woody Allen, this cover, and say “oh, it must be JUST like Runaway Bride!” Right.
The Purple Rose of Cairo came to life in Piermont, New York, 1985
sadly, The Jewel Theater in the movie never existed. it was built for the film and removed when the production ended. it is now a parking lot
WHAAAAAAAAT!!!
Looking forward to the new documentary on Woody, starting on PBS in just a few minutes.Annie Hall now forever and always.
“The two biggest myths about me are that I’m an intellectual, because I wear these glasses, and that I’m an artist because my films lose money. Those two myths have been prevalent for many years.” - Woody Allen
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The second film Woody Allen film I ever saw. I would have done the first, but David Cornelius did it first and better than I ever could.
These have been making me smile so much
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Another Fake Criterion for the “Woody Allen Fall Project” Project — this time, “Zelig”.
Much happier with this one than the first two (“Jade Scorpion” especially).
Currently watching!
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